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One More Thing [Video Goodness]

2008-04-25T21:19:00.002-07:00

A young Neve Campbell, as a Catholic high school girl, on The Kids in the Hall. And feel free to post your fave KITH sketches in the comments.

One More Thing [Video Goodness]

2008-04-25T21:19:00.001-07:00

A young Neve Campbell, as a Catholic high school girl, on The Kids in the Hall. And feel free to post your fave KITH sketches in the comments.

One More Thing [Video Goodness]

2008-04-25T21:19:00.000-07:00

A young Neve Campbell, as a Catholic high school girl, on The Kids in the Hall. And feel free to post your fave KITH sketches in the comments.

Cosmo's Miami Beach Bikini Bash [Tasty!]

2008-04-25T19:55:00.002-07:00

Cosmopolitan—which is a women's magazine—set some kind of record for the largest U.S. bikini shoot. Details? Nope. Since the mag's lame website is totally crippled by ads for some crap Hugh Jackman movie. Fortunately, another site is hosting the pics, some of which follow.

[CelebSlam via OhNoTheyDidn't]

Cosmo's Miami Beach Bikini Bash [Tasty!]

2008-04-25T19:55:00.001-07:00

[CelebSlam via OhNoTheyDidn't]

Cosmo's Miami Beach Bikini Bash [Tasty!]

2008-04-25T19:55:00.000-07:00

[CelebSlam via OhNoTheyDidn't]

Psycho-Eyed Socialite Makes 2nd Bitter Divorce Video [She's Coming Right At Me!]

2008-04-25T19:11:00.002-07:00

Tricia Walsh-Smith, the soon-to be-ex of Schubert Organization prez Philip Smith, posted a rambling YouTube video about how the old man never sexed her a couple weeks back (Oh, here's that other story about it). She has returned as a self-proclaimed "YouTube Superstar" and she's still as batty and frighteningly hypnotic as ever. Fear her!

Psycho-Eyed Socialite Makes 2nd Bitter Divorce Video [She's Coming Right At Me!]

2008-04-25T19:11:00.001-07:00

Psycho-Eyed Socialite Makes 2nd Bitter Divorce Video [She's Coming Right At Me!]

2008-04-25T19:11:00.000-07:00

Google? A Movie? For Serious? [Movies]

2008-04-25T18:50:00.002-07:00

It's like "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon," except with the Internet and likable schlubs you've never heard of. Actually, it does look kind of good. Like cable-good. Like Supersize Me without wanting to punch the narrator in his smug stupid face. Come see the preview!

[via C/Net]

Google? A Movie? For Serious? [Movies]

2008-04-25T18:50:00.001-07:00

[via C/Net]

Google? A Movie? For Serious? [Movies]

2008-04-25T18:50:00.000-07:00

[via C/Net]

Battlestar Galactica: This Week in Space [Battlestar Galactica]

2008-04-25T18:05:00.002-07:00

Here is this week's roundup of the Sci-Fi Channel's rocking space opera Battlestar Galactica, from notes I took last night from deep within a liter of Johnny Walker Red Lable. (And here are the other weeks.) Could be spoilers, could maybe not be—how would I know?

Ooh... Jesus Doctor in kinky bondage funtimes with Secret Cyclon lady!

Bondage funtimes with Secret Cyclon not really so fun.

Wha? Jesus Doctor's harem invaded by gay bikers from The Road Warrior? Where is Lord Humongous?!

Hey, Chief Fatty Q. Workingstiff! Your wife is space food. Didn't anybody tell you yet?

Silly pilot lady... You can't land on your nose!

Bleachy Cyclon's in Doctor Jesus's head—Are we still doing that?

Raid on the temple! Turn over the money changers' tables! Cliche complete!

23 minutes in and STILL NO BLONDE TOMBOY SPACE GIRL!

Gravel is for rustic driveways, Miami Vice. You don't eat it.

Old Eyepatchy wants Bleachy Cyclon to be his Oprah friend and tell him what it's like to have so many deaths on her bony hands.

Chief Fatty Q. Workingstiff: "I settled! I settled for that freak! Those dull fracking eyes!" You are a mechanic with a studio apartment and you want to get the hotties? It's space, fatboy. Not Long Island.

Eww... Old Eyepatchy's eye! Haha... Bleachy just beat the shit out of you!

Blonde Tomboy Space Girl... Where are you?? ::sniffle::

Battlestar Galactica: This Week in Space [Battlestar Galactica]

2008-04-25T18:05:00.001-07:00

Ooh... Jesus Doctor in kinky bondage funtimes with Secret Cyclon lady!

Bondage funtimes with Secret Cyclon not really so fun.

Wha? Jesus Doctor's harem invaded by gay bikers from The Road Warrior? Where is Lord Humongous?!

Hey, Chief Fatty Q. Workingstiff! Your wife is space food. Didn't anybody tell you yet?

Silly pilot lady... You can't land on your nose!

Bleachy Cyclon's in Doctor Jesus's head—Are we still doing that?

Raid on the temple! Turn over the money changers' tables! Cliche complete!

23 minutes in and STILL NO BLONDE TOMBOY SPACE GIRL!

Gravel is for rustic driveways, Miami Vice. You don't eat it.

Old Eyepatchy wants Bleachy Cyclon to be his Oprah friend and tell him what it's like to have so many deaths on her bony hands.

Chief Fatty Q. Workingstiff: "I settled! I settled for that freak! Those dull fracking eyes!" You are a mechanic with a studio apartment and you want to get the hotties? It's space, fatboy. Not Long Island.

Eww... Old Eyepatchy's eye! Haha... Bleachy just beat the shit out of you!

Blonde Tomboy Space Girl... Where are you?? ::sniffle::

Battlestar Galactica: This Week in Space [Battlestar Galactica]

2008-04-25T18:05:00.000-07:00

Ooh... Jesus Doctor in kinky bondage funtimes with Secret Cyclon lady!

Bondage funtimes with Secret Cyclon not really so fun.

Wha? Jesus Doctor's harem invaded by gay bikers from The Road Warrior? Where is Lord Humongous?!

Hey, Chief Fatty Q. Workingstiff! Your wife is space food. Didn't anybody tell you yet?

Silly pilot lady... You can't land on your nose!

Bleachy Cyclon's in Doctor Jesus's head—Are we still doing that?

Raid on the temple! Turn over the money changers' tables! Cliche complete!

23 minutes in and STILL NO BLONDE TOMBOY SPACE GIRL!

Gravel is for rustic driveways, Miami Vice. You don't eat it.

Old Eyepatchy wants Bleachy Cyclon to be his Oprah friend and tell him what it's like to have so many deaths on her bony hands.

Chief Fatty Q. Workingstiff: "I settled! I settled for that freak! Those dull fracking eyes!" You are a mechanic with a studio apartment and you want to get the hotties? It's space, fatboy. Not Long Island.

Eww... Old Eyepatchy's eye! Haha... Bleachy just beat the shit out of you!

Blonde Tomboy Space Girl... Where are you?? ::sniffle::

Zuckerman to Murdoch: Take Your Monopoly and Suck It. [Tabloid Wars]

2008-04-25T17:46:00.002-07:00

"Mortimer B. Zuckerman, the owner of The Daily News, believes he can snatch Newsday from Rupert Murdoch without offering a dime more than the $580 million already on the table. Mortimer B. Zuckerman will argue his bid has less potential for regulatory uncertainty."

"Late Friday afternoon Mr. Zuckerman submitted a bid of $580 million for the Long Island-based newspaper, according to a person briefed on the matter. The bid sets up a potential bargaining battle by the owners of New York’s two tabloids: The Daily News and The New York Post.

"Mr. Zuckerman opted not to submit a higher bid. Instead, he will make the argument to the Tribune Company, the debt-laden parent company of Newsday, that his bid is more attractive because it does not have the potential to fall into regulatory limbo.

"Mr. Murdoch’s offer would almost certainly be scrutinized by the Federal Communications Commission under its new media ownership rule."

In related news... I hope you fall off a curb and crack your stupid hip, Rupe. You old prick. [NYT]

Zuckerman to Murdoch: Take Your Monopoly and Suck It. [Tabloid Wars]

2008-04-25T17:46:00.001-07:00

"Mr. Murdoch’s offer would almost certainly be scrutinized by the Federal Communications Commission under its new media ownership rule."

In related news... I hope you fall off a curb and crack your stupid hip, Rupe. You old prick. [NYT]

Zuckerman to Murdoch: Take Your Monopoly and Suck It. [Tabloid Wars]

2008-04-25T17:46:00.000-07:00

"Mr. Murdoch’s offer would almost certainly be scrutinized by the Federal Communications Commission under its new media ownership rule."

In related news... I hope you fall off a curb and crack your stupid hip, Rupe. You old prick. [NYT]

Willie and Snoop: Together at Last! [Video]

2008-04-25T17:30:00.002-07:00

Stoner heroes Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson got together in Amsterdam to perform "Superman." Video after the jump.

Willie and Snoop: Together at Last! [Video]

2008-04-25T17:30:00.001-07:00

Stoner heroes Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson got together in Amsterdam to perform "Superman." Video after the jump.

Willie and Snoop: Together at Last! [Video]

2008-04-25T17:30:00.000-07:00

Stoner heroes Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson got together in Amsterdam to perform "Superman." Video after the jump.

Times Runs Slideshow of Naked Olds [Summer Fun!]

2008-04-25T17:19:00.002-07:00

Suday's New York Times travel section has a feature on nudist getaways, which the Gray Lady is calling "Nakations." And everyone in it is old—like really old, like 74-years-old! Shall we have a look?

More here.

Times Runs Slideshow of Naked Olds [Summer Fun!]

2008-04-25T17:19:00.001-07:00

More here.

Times Runs Slideshow of Naked Olds [Summer Fun!]

2008-04-25T17:19:00.000-07:00

More here.

Jakob Lodwick is Sick of Your Infernal Minimum Wage [Flaming Balls Of Douche]

2008-04-25T17:00:00.002-07:00

Why all the poverty in America? Vimeo-founding Julia Allison-ex and tedious fameball douche Jakob Lodwick thinks it's because all those poor, poor corporations are forced to pay a minimum wage that many prospective workers are simply not qualified for. In a rhetorical interview with himself (Oh, what a device!) Lodwick sure does make some convincing arguments.

Q: What about the homeless guy who can’t get hired for the $5/hour minimum wage job, but would be qualified for a $3 an hour job?

A: He will have no job, because no $3 jobs exist. He will dig through trash cans for empty bottles and pizza crusts.

Q: But that’s not fair. It is my belief that no one should have to dig through trash cans.

A: Then why do you advocate laws that make digging through trash cans inevitable? Why do you eliminate the role of the least skilled people in the economy? Why do you insist that the ladder have no bottom rung?

Q: Nobody’s talking about ladders. I’m talking about the basic human right of a well-paying job.

A: What about the right to earn a living that, while meager, is better than no living at all?

Q: Easy for you to say! You’ve made plenty of money — you’re just trying to squeeze every last penny out of the underpriviledged!

A: I’ve made plenty of money because I’m good at evaluating complex systems and understanding how they could be made more efficient. There is an inefficiency here that hurts everyone. It bothers me because it could so easily be reversed, because it causes so much misery, and because it makes the economy worse off for me! But nobody wants to learn basic economics, so they go on repeating the same reality-denying mistakes that have been made, putting forth an agenda that cannot work but sure does sound nice [...]

Q: Do you think the girls who attack you on their tumblrs have crushes on you?

A: No comment, you’re adding an unnecessary distraction to this post.

Q: Ok, one more question, what’s your take on this debacle?

A: GOOD NIGHT.

[JakobLodwick.com]

Jakob Lodwick is Sick of Your Infernal Minimum Wage [Flaming Balls Of Douche]

2008-04-25T17:00:00.001-07:00